E-speed, the SLOWEST INTERNET CONNECTION AROUND.

I really hope those STUPID SLACKERS at Telbru or whoever in charge (even if it was the government) is reading this.

*Inhales. Exhales*

WHAT IT GOD'S FUCKING NAME ARE YOU FUCKING SLACKERS DOING?

We, E-speed users, are really tired of reading the newspaper everyday promoting wider broad band coverage, while most of us are complaining that e-speed is too slow. Do you know how good the other countries' connection are? They may not be good, but they sure as hell ARE BETTER THAN OURS!!! Even though Malaysia's Streamyx is notorious for it's slow connection, and nick named "Screamyx". I bet a MILLION dollars than it beats E-speed 10 million times over.

It's really boring to see ads like such:

"Welcome to Brunei, first time here? Here's a connection we suggest. E-speed, Brunei's only broadband connection. We guarantee great service."

Like what we learn in Economics, the people aren't given perfect knowledge, meaning, not everyone knows whats going on behind. So, the ads should read this:

"Welcome to Brunei, first time here? No, we really don't care. As long as you have our internet service, that is. Actually, we admit our internet service is not great, you'd rather want to migrate to other countries to get better internet connection. We also admit that we have no intention of fixing any problems with our service because all we care about is money. So, you'd better friggin' subscribe to our service of we'll call a hit on you."

But, hey, I think that really suits Telbru. Their excuse stating that "we are experiencing problems with our coverage in this certain area and we can't do anything, sorry for any inconvenience caused."

No, I don't think you guys are sorry at all. You know what I think, I think you guys are a bunch of deceivers who only care about your fucking income.

YOU STUPID MALAYS. WE DIDN'T PAY $68 OR $99 PER MONTH FOR SOME FUCKING RETARD CONNECTION, SO STOP SLACKING AND DO YOUR JOB, WILL YOU? AND WHILE YOU'RE AT THAT, DON'T GO TO PET SHOPS AND CRITICIZE ANIMALS BORN ABNORMALLY AND GET A LESSON IN ROMANCE WILL YOU? STUPID MALAY FUCKERS.

THANK YOU FOR HEARING ME OUT, IMBECILES.


"And yes, even as I type this out, Blogger has problem with auto save fuction, my downloads are at a standstill, and my MSN keeps on signing in and out." And I'm very sure that it has nothing to do with my computer.

Malays + Romance = Stupidity.

So, some guys have started to question my intentions.”God dammit, man. How many blogs must you create?”

Oh. I think this would be about my 3rd now… Or was it my 4th? But…who’s counting anyway? Why do I want to create so many blogs anyway? It’s quite simple, really. When I create my first blog, I never had the intention of it ending up to be a flame blog. However, when I created my 2nd blog, with a ranting theme kept in mind, I had too little to post.

Back and forth, I’ve failed at creating a one sided themed blog. So, to hell with it, this new blog features both my good and bad side. As my senior aces have told me before:

“THIS IS OUR TURF. AND WE’LL FLY AS WE PLEASE”

Basically, what I mean to say is. I type as I wish, SO FUCK OFF IF YOU DON’T LIKE WHAT YOU SEE. THANK YOU, MORONS.

Now that I’ve said what I wanted to say, as an introduction, let me get on with my topic. What do you get when you add A Bimbo and 2 Malay couples?

Let me get that down in an equation for you Maths wiz out there.

BIMBO + 2(MALAYS) = the epitome of an epic display of mindless, retarded romance.

Please, before flaming me, allow me to elaborate. I was in my registration room early this morning and I over heard a Malay Bimbo talking to her Bimbo friends. Mostly Malay Blabbering, until this part came in:

“….we went out together like, a very long time, like so, and then-kan, we talked for like a long time-kan, and so he asked me: “Am I flirting with you?” kan? And then I asked him, “Are you flirting with me?......”

Wow. That was pure idiocy. I may not know much about romance, but that I seriously one stupid question to ask. Quote: “Am I flirting with you?” I mean, WHO IT CHEESES’ NAME ASKES THAT KIND OF DUMB FUCKED QUESTION?! THAT’S COMPLETELY STUPID. God dammit, it seriously sounds retarded. And forced. Like some stupid Malay comedy. And malay comedies are more to stupidity rather than funny at all.

Wow. That is a serious epitome of retarded Malay romance. Truly epic in all aspects.

To hell with Fat asses

"Goddammit", as Achmed the dead terrorist would say.

Yeap. That's who I would best describe my current situation. Naah, I don't think there would be anything nice to blog about. But, hey!! Since when have I blogged about anything nice anyway?

Alrighty then. *Cracks fingers* Let's get started.

I recall the time when I was in Sec 3. No, wait. It was way before that. It was around primary 6. That' was best known as the time I hated , despise, mocked, or "basically any negative words you can throw out of the dictionary" to describe fat people. I dunno why I hated them so. But, I just did. Probably its because of the way their fat "dances" when they walk. It also could have been their attitude -you know, pushing their weight around, literally!!! But I recall one time, there was this bastard by the name of Andrew. Hate his fats, hate his attitude , hate his everything.

I remember the time he tried to rip off my Tamagotchi Toy in Primary 6. I remember the time he acted all snobby in Form 1-3. I remember he destroyed one of my Model planes for show and tell. And holy shit. When he did that that was the last straw.

But of course. I really couldn't do anything... til' now. XD

God dammit. Wonder what happened to him? Let me tell you some of his stories. Like the time he skipped Malay tuition and used the tuition fees to spend on himself. Or the time he completely flunked THE ENTIRE O-LEVEL EXAM AND HAD TO SEEK A JOB. Yes, He flunked EVERY SUBJECT, except English, which he got an A1 (Who can't anyway? I got an A1, just so you know and I still say my English sucks). Had to get a job as a news article contributor and wait til' August to get into JIS. By god, his parents must be damned proud to have a fat failure like him.

Hahaha, talk about being a retard. I really hope he's being bullied like shit in JIS. I really do.

*Puts on evil, demented smile*

Better yet, I hope he choked on his own spit and died, that worthless motherfucker.....

I dunno how to start this, but... I think I should learn how to use mobile blogger. Seems that whenever I see stupid things going on, I try to keep them in my head so I can blog about it later. Problem is... I can't remember all the things I've seen and therefore, no mood to talk about it, as it in a way, is not "fresh".

So, before I forget this....

Yesterday I watched TV up to the wee hours of morning. Saw this advertisement promoting this Malay Horror Series. It's all fine and dandy, but up to a point where I found it amusing rather than scary. All those special affects weren't really scary anyway. Like some cheap, made-in-China production. Not that I'm saying China makes everything crappy, but you get the point.

Anyway, there was this part where a Malay Exorcist was trying to coax an evil spirit out of a girl. I never suspected anything wrong with this until the exorcist said :" In the name of Yalah
, leave her alone!!!"

Did I mention that the show is in Malay?

Apparently, it was quite hilarious when the exorcist started speaking in English when the clips before and after were all speaking Malay. I mean take this scenario.



Clip One: Ghost appears in front of window, woman screams in Malay.

Clip Two: Ghost appears on rooftop, kids run away while screaming and begging in Malay.

Clip Three: "In the name of Yalah, leave her alone!!!"

Clip Four: Some more Malay babbling.


I mean, where the hell did that come from?! A mixture of English and Malay were never good anyway. Seriously hilarious. XD It's like a rip off of some American Exorcist Movie. A near perfect rip off.

"In the name of Cheeses. I command you, leave her alone!!!" Hahaha. God dammit. What brainless fools. Please, god dammit, be more creative!!

Quit with stupid titles.

Nyahahah!!

Sarcasm and sadism for the win!!

This is for heads up. I've quit from the blogger war on the other side. Apparently, it was all a ruse. Reason I quited was because the informant gave me too little details, which in turn, mean a friendly fire incident. Wild goose chase? You said it.

It seems that everyone thought Smiley freak was April Foo. Turned out to be someone else. God dammit. But whatever, at least someone took a hit. That's all that matters, 'cause be it friends or foe, they still have emotions which I can inflict sarcasm upon. XDXD

Sweet, cruel sarcasm.

God dammit. I feel like flaming. But who can I flame? Who? WHO?!

Maybe I'll flame Singapore's "Kia Su" attitude. The very attitude that led Mas Selamat to escape. Wakaka. What an idiot you are, Singapore. How the hell can you let a terrorist escape from captivity during a toilet visit? And with a limp, too!!

So Mas visits a toilet and poof, What'd you know? It's Houdini!! Either that or he accidentally flushed himself down the toilet. Which is laughable, really.

It's more than a month now and he's still on the loose. Where the hell is he? Is he disguising himself as an odd job worker? Hiding under a bridge and living a Hobo life? Naah. Highly unlikely.

You know what I think happened to Mas? Since he escaped with a limp, (YES, A LIMP), he couldn't get too far. During that time, there was this freak thunderstorm. Mas escaped in the dark, evading all light source and moving by night he somehow fell into a monsoon drainage system. Unable to walk, with the limp, let alone swim, he drowned there. And that's my theory of what happened to Mas Selamat.

And Cheeses Christ, Singapore, you failed miserably. THOU SUCK BIG TIME!!!

Stupidity for the win!!

Well, well, well. The secrets and news revealed everyday bring about a great surprise. So, the war apparently is beyond the boundaries of this netball incident. Apparently, it went one step beyond and what'd you know? JIS mercenaries have joined the fray.

I recall my superiors telling me a phrase:

"Mercenary dogs are nothing but low lifes. Down them all."

But, ey, these Mercs are the epitome of arrogance and idiocy. Need I say more? Yeah, I probably should elaborate my point.

WHY IN GOD'S NAME, DO YOU WANT TO CREATE NATIONAL HEADLINES OVER SOME NETBALL INCIDENT!? It was one small foul, from what I heard. Or maybe more than one. But still, must this go too far?

Of course, that was just a suggestion. Like they say, one man's trash is another man's treasure. However, in this case, I'd rather alter the saying to:

One party's fight is another party's entertainment.

Reference to my saying of: I laugh at the misery of others.

Alrighty then. Next on the criticism list. Good job, Malaysian Police Force. Keep up the goo- no,wait- keep up the great job!! Your humiliating failure was and will forever be an epic testimony to your supreme ignorance.

A fatal shootout at the nation's international airport and the bloody CCTV wasn't even on. Nice one. Now how the hell can you let 5-6 armed robbers into a crowded airport, shot the shit out of people and escape with $1 FRIGGIN MILLION RINGGITS?! What the FUCK were the security guards doing? And where the FUCK were they, anyway? I don't believe the airport only hired 2 guards to protect the money changer.

This case is synonymous with Singapore's biggest blunder of letting Mas Selamat escape.... WITH A BLOODY LIMP!!! Speaking of which, I'd better blog about this the next time around. XD

LOL, news just gets better everyday. And that is why, Life should be lived to its fullest. ('Cause you'd never know when the next biggest act of stupidity will occur.) XD

I'm back, Morons !!!

Alrighty then. It's been a while since I've blogged and hell, has it really been awhile.

You know, I really don't get it with all theses cat fights and such. But, it IS amusing to witness such events when ever they occur nonetheless. Of course, it is amusing. These incidents rarely happen in today's common society. Hahaha.

Yeap, it started out today, actually.

I was walking to class which was a long way from where I started, so I decided to get an early head start anyway. It was also I lucky thing I wore my tie and walked past the Students Affair Department (SA Dept.), else I wouldn't have been able to "enjoy" the sweet shrills of girls cussing one another. Boy, was it was bloody hilarious.

One of them happened to be a girl I know. Let's call her Ms.LYF. And this Ms.LYF that I know was the wrong girl to mess with. Very unfortunate for her victim. LOL. Walking pass Ms.LYF, I heard her shout out these very words:

"Get away from me you bitch!!...."

Followed by some other petty words which I cant' really remember. This sentence in itself is already a head turner. Initially, it was very puzzling indeed. When I more or less "interviewed" MsLYF, some light was shed on the truth.

Her victim's name was somewhere along the lines of April.... Foo. NO, REALLY!!! Okay, okay. I was messing with you there. If I can recall her name, it should have been Amy Foo or something like that. But, in my opinion, I would stick with April Foo. For humorous purposes.

Well. LYF and April had a li'l spat which they couldn't really settle on the court. Yes, they were playing netball. Apparently, April was acting all snobby... basically the ingredients for a whiny princess. Those you'd find in posh academies.Of course, everyone hates snobs, yes? So, with their differences unsettled, LYF decided to bring it back to the safety of her personal computer. When April found out that LYF blogged about her, I guess there were a multitude of colorful fireworks up for display. Whee~ XD

God dammit. Can't wait to hear more of this, especially how this ends. Hahaha. Girls... you just can't live without them. XD