NS = No, Shit.

Too Hui Min, 18, complained of stomach upset last Wednesday but was given medication for wind by the camp paramedics. She died 9 hours later. Below is the link to the actual article.

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2008/5/8/nation/20080508152343&sec=nation

You know, it will be my turn next year. And damned I was enthusiastic about it. It's like, "wow, an M-16 Rifle." But there just have to be deaths every year, know? Kind of makes you wonder what the fuck those bastards are doing...or not.

What is the definition of NS. No shit.
Not really, but close enough. Actually, NS stands for National Service. Which is mandatory for all who have reached the age of 18. Take note, the purpose of Nation Service is:

• Develop a young generation who are patriotic and with love for their country
• Enhance unity among the multi-racial communities in the country
• Instill a spirit of caring and volunteerism among society
• Produce an active, intelligent and confident generation
• Develop positive characteristics among the younger generation through good values
• Develop a generation that will always obey the current government.

But really have you ever wondered what THEY are really doing behind the scenes?

I can imagine the trainers/officers giving more privileges to Malays instead of Non-Malays.

Here are a few stories I've heard.

A friend of mine attended NS a few years back. She complained that there was no clean water used for bathing, and instead had to go and bathe IN A DIRT POND.

Another friend of mine attended NS just last year. Because he wasn't brought up in Malaysia, he was immediately picked on by the Malay Trainees there. Of course, after a few days he could no longer handle the torment, he just bashed a couple of them up. Good job there.

Really, I also hear stories of health problems. And in MOST cases, people who come out of NS after 3 months get this unknown skin disease. And further more, camp doctors are reluctant to do anything to cure you. So once there is a major problem such as a trainee death, I'd figure they'd get scared and cover the whole thing up. Which is a really stupid thing to do.

Now, here's a list of deaths to back my claim.

• Too Hui Min, 18, passed away recently on the 7th of May 2008, three days after she started complaining of constipation. Her family is desperate to know why she wasn't sent to the hospital earlier. As a result of this latest death, several DAP leaders are calling for the suspension or even the scrapping of the National Service programme.

• Afiq Zuhairi, 18, died on 16 April 2008, after a brief febrile illness. He was treated by camp paramedics several times before finally being transferred to hospital where he died in less than 24 hours.

• Ili Ameera Azlan, 17, died on 18th January was attached to the Ayer Keroh, Melaka camp after suffering breathing difficulties. The parents were paid RM 35,000.

• 3 September 2007, Mohd Rafi Ameer, 18, died at 10.30pm after having fever for 1 week. Rafi called his sister and telling her that he had fever and that his leg had been swollen for nearly a week after he fell during training. Rafi death making a total of 20 death case in the National Service training camps since 2004.

Why so with this many deaths? One reason can only cross my mind.

Stupid, retarded, slow doctors and bias officers.

Before I end, Let me show you the problems with this so called NS (Khidmat Negara) Shit.

• Despite progress towards ethnic harmony made in Malaysia in recent times it is clear that there are still problems. After the 2004 pilot batch completed their National Service, the youth wing of the MCA (Malaysian Chinese Association, Malaysia's largest ethnic Chinese party), on behalf of themselves and 8 other Chinese-based youth organizations, issued a memorandum to the National Service Training Council calling for more non-Malay trainers. They also criticised the lack of counsellors, imbalanced diet for the participants, poor communications among the various secretariats and no code of conduct for camp commandants or directors, trainers, facilitators and supervisors. Despite this somewhat diplomatic language it is clear that there is a problem with bullying by Malay NCOs and Officers, a lack of cultural sensitivity by the organizers, and a reluctance to provide a proper diet for the mainly Bhuddist Chinese Malaysians and Hindu Indian Malaysian.

How the government claims that it is doing all it can, is but a claim. Laughable, really, they aren't doing anything. But fret not. Like I said, it will be my turn next year, and if I make it out alive, I will tell the world what has been going on in NS, how I've been treated my the tormentors. And I will definitely give names.

And Screw the ISA Idiots, I am not afraid of them. What's the point of covering everything up? It's just like showing the world the good of Malaysia, while all the harsh truths are swept under the carpet.

E-speed, the SLOWEST INTERNET CONNECTION AROUND.

I really hope those STUPID SLACKERS at Telbru or whoever in charge (even if it was the government) is reading this.

*Inhales. Exhales*

WHAT IT GOD'S FUCKING NAME ARE YOU FUCKING SLACKERS DOING?

We, E-speed users, are really tired of reading the newspaper everyday promoting wider broad band coverage, while most of us are complaining that e-speed is too slow. Do you know how good the other countries' connection are? They may not be good, but they sure as hell ARE BETTER THAN OURS!!! Even though Malaysia's Streamyx is notorious for it's slow connection, and nick named "Screamyx". I bet a MILLION dollars than it beats E-speed 10 million times over.

It's really boring to see ads like such:

"Welcome to Brunei, first time here? Here's a connection we suggest. E-speed, Brunei's only broadband connection. We guarantee great service."

Like what we learn in Economics, the people aren't given perfect knowledge, meaning, not everyone knows whats going on behind. So, the ads should read this:

"Welcome to Brunei, first time here? No, we really don't care. As long as you have our internet service, that is. Actually, we admit our internet service is not great, you'd rather want to migrate to other countries to get better internet connection. We also admit that we have no intention of fixing any problems with our service because all we care about is money. So, you'd better friggin' subscribe to our service of we'll call a hit on you."

But, hey, I think that really suits Telbru. Their excuse stating that "we are experiencing problems with our coverage in this certain area and we can't do anything, sorry for any inconvenience caused."

No, I don't think you guys are sorry at all. You know what I think, I think you guys are a bunch of deceivers who only care about your fucking income.

YOU STUPID MALAYS. WE DIDN'T PAY $68 OR $99 PER MONTH FOR SOME FUCKING RETARD CONNECTION, SO STOP SLACKING AND DO YOUR JOB, WILL YOU? AND WHILE YOU'RE AT THAT, DON'T GO TO PET SHOPS AND CRITICIZE ANIMALS BORN ABNORMALLY AND GET A LESSON IN ROMANCE WILL YOU? STUPID MALAY FUCKERS.

THANK YOU FOR HEARING ME OUT, IMBECILES.


"And yes, even as I type this out, Blogger has problem with auto save fuction, my downloads are at a standstill, and my MSN keeps on signing in and out." And I'm very sure that it has nothing to do with my computer.

Malays + Romance = Stupidity.

So, some guys have started to question my intentions.”God dammit, man. How many blogs must you create?”

Oh. I think this would be about my 3rd now… Or was it my 4th? But…who’s counting anyway? Why do I want to create so many blogs anyway? It’s quite simple, really. When I create my first blog, I never had the intention of it ending up to be a flame blog. However, when I created my 2nd blog, with a ranting theme kept in mind, I had too little to post.

Back and forth, I’ve failed at creating a one sided themed blog. So, to hell with it, this new blog features both my good and bad side. As my senior aces have told me before:

“THIS IS OUR TURF. AND WE’LL FLY AS WE PLEASE”

Basically, what I mean to say is. I type as I wish, SO FUCK OFF IF YOU DON’T LIKE WHAT YOU SEE. THANK YOU, MORONS.

Now that I’ve said what I wanted to say, as an introduction, let me get on with my topic. What do you get when you add A Bimbo and 2 Malay couples?

Let me get that down in an equation for you Maths wiz out there.

BIMBO + 2(MALAYS) = the epitome of an epic display of mindless, retarded romance.

Please, before flaming me, allow me to elaborate. I was in my registration room early this morning and I over heard a Malay Bimbo talking to her Bimbo friends. Mostly Malay Blabbering, until this part came in:

“….we went out together like, a very long time, like so, and then-kan, we talked for like a long time-kan, and so he asked me: “Am I flirting with you?” kan? And then I asked him, “Are you flirting with me?......”

Wow. That was pure idiocy. I may not know much about romance, but that I seriously one stupid question to ask. Quote: “Am I flirting with you?” I mean, WHO IT CHEESES’ NAME ASKES THAT KIND OF DUMB FUCKED QUESTION?! THAT’S COMPLETELY STUPID. God dammit, it seriously sounds retarded. And forced. Like some stupid Malay comedy. And malay comedies are more to stupidity rather than funny at all.

Wow. That is a serious epitome of retarded Malay romance. Truly epic in all aspects.

To hell with Fat asses

"Goddammit", as Achmed the dead terrorist would say.

Yeap. That's who I would best describe my current situation. Naah, I don't think there would be anything nice to blog about. But, hey!! Since when have I blogged about anything nice anyway?

Alrighty then. *Cracks fingers* Let's get started.

I recall the time when I was in Sec 3. No, wait. It was way before that. It was around primary 6. That' was best known as the time I hated , despise, mocked, or "basically any negative words you can throw out of the dictionary" to describe fat people. I dunno why I hated them so. But, I just did. Probably its because of the way their fat "dances" when they walk. It also could have been their attitude -you know, pushing their weight around, literally!!! But I recall one time, there was this bastard by the name of Andrew. Hate his fats, hate his attitude , hate his everything.

I remember the time he tried to rip off my Tamagotchi Toy in Primary 6. I remember the time he acted all snobby in Form 1-3. I remember he destroyed one of my Model planes for show and tell. And holy shit. When he did that that was the last straw.

But of course. I really couldn't do anything... til' now. XD

God dammit. Wonder what happened to him? Let me tell you some of his stories. Like the time he skipped Malay tuition and used the tuition fees to spend on himself. Or the time he completely flunked THE ENTIRE O-LEVEL EXAM AND HAD TO SEEK A JOB. Yes, He flunked EVERY SUBJECT, except English, which he got an A1 (Who can't anyway? I got an A1, just so you know and I still say my English sucks). Had to get a job as a news article contributor and wait til' August to get into JIS. By god, his parents must be damned proud to have a fat failure like him.

Hahaha, talk about being a retard. I really hope he's being bullied like shit in JIS. I really do.

*Puts on evil, demented smile*

Better yet, I hope he choked on his own spit and died, that worthless motherfucker.....

I dunno how to start this, but... I think I should learn how to use mobile blogger. Seems that whenever I see stupid things going on, I try to keep them in my head so I can blog about it later. Problem is... I can't remember all the things I've seen and therefore, no mood to talk about it, as it in a way, is not "fresh".

So, before I forget this....

Yesterday I watched TV up to the wee hours of morning. Saw this advertisement promoting this Malay Horror Series. It's all fine and dandy, but up to a point where I found it amusing rather than scary. All those special affects weren't really scary anyway. Like some cheap, made-in-China production. Not that I'm saying China makes everything crappy, but you get the point.

Anyway, there was this part where a Malay Exorcist was trying to coax an evil spirit out of a girl. I never suspected anything wrong with this until the exorcist said :" In the name of Yalah
, leave her alone!!!"

Did I mention that the show is in Malay?

Apparently, it was quite hilarious when the exorcist started speaking in English when the clips before and after were all speaking Malay. I mean take this scenario.



Clip One: Ghost appears in front of window, woman screams in Malay.

Clip Two: Ghost appears on rooftop, kids run away while screaming and begging in Malay.

Clip Three: "In the name of Yalah, leave her alone!!!"

Clip Four: Some more Malay babbling.


I mean, where the hell did that come from?! A mixture of English and Malay were never good anyway. Seriously hilarious. XD It's like a rip off of some American Exorcist Movie. A near perfect rip off.

"In the name of Cheeses. I command you, leave her alone!!!" Hahaha. God dammit. What brainless fools. Please, god dammit, be more creative!!

Quit with stupid titles.

Nyahahah!!

Sarcasm and sadism for the win!!

This is for heads up. I've quit from the blogger war on the other side. Apparently, it was all a ruse. Reason I quited was because the informant gave me too little details, which in turn, mean a friendly fire incident. Wild goose chase? You said it.

It seems that everyone thought Smiley freak was April Foo. Turned out to be someone else. God dammit. But whatever, at least someone took a hit. That's all that matters, 'cause be it friends or foe, they still have emotions which I can inflict sarcasm upon. XDXD

Sweet, cruel sarcasm.

God dammit. I feel like flaming. But who can I flame? Who? WHO?!

Maybe I'll flame Singapore's "Kia Su" attitude. The very attitude that led Mas Selamat to escape. Wakaka. What an idiot you are, Singapore. How the hell can you let a terrorist escape from captivity during a toilet visit? And with a limp, too!!

So Mas visits a toilet and poof, What'd you know? It's Houdini!! Either that or he accidentally flushed himself down the toilet. Which is laughable, really.

It's more than a month now and he's still on the loose. Where the hell is he? Is he disguising himself as an odd job worker? Hiding under a bridge and living a Hobo life? Naah. Highly unlikely.

You know what I think happened to Mas? Since he escaped with a limp, (YES, A LIMP), he couldn't get too far. During that time, there was this freak thunderstorm. Mas escaped in the dark, evading all light source and moving by night he somehow fell into a monsoon drainage system. Unable to walk, with the limp, let alone swim, he drowned there. And that's my theory of what happened to Mas Selamat.

And Cheeses Christ, Singapore, you failed miserably. THOU SUCK BIG TIME!!!

Stupidity for the win!!

Well, well, well. The secrets and news revealed everyday bring about a great surprise. So, the war apparently is beyond the boundaries of this netball incident. Apparently, it went one step beyond and what'd you know? JIS mercenaries have joined the fray.

I recall my superiors telling me a phrase:

"Mercenary dogs are nothing but low lifes. Down them all."

But, ey, these Mercs are the epitome of arrogance and idiocy. Need I say more? Yeah, I probably should elaborate my point.

WHY IN GOD'S NAME, DO YOU WANT TO CREATE NATIONAL HEADLINES OVER SOME NETBALL INCIDENT!? It was one small foul, from what I heard. Or maybe more than one. But still, must this go too far?

Of course, that was just a suggestion. Like they say, one man's trash is another man's treasure. However, in this case, I'd rather alter the saying to:

One party's fight is another party's entertainment.

Reference to my saying of: I laugh at the misery of others.

Alrighty then. Next on the criticism list. Good job, Malaysian Police Force. Keep up the goo- no,wait- keep up the great job!! Your humiliating failure was and will forever be an epic testimony to your supreme ignorance.

A fatal shootout at the nation's international airport and the bloody CCTV wasn't even on. Nice one. Now how the hell can you let 5-6 armed robbers into a crowded airport, shot the shit out of people and escape with $1 FRIGGIN MILLION RINGGITS?! What the FUCK were the security guards doing? And where the FUCK were they, anyway? I don't believe the airport only hired 2 guards to protect the money changer.

This case is synonymous with Singapore's biggest blunder of letting Mas Selamat escape.... WITH A BLOODY LIMP!!! Speaking of which, I'd better blog about this the next time around. XD

LOL, news just gets better everyday. And that is why, Life should be lived to its fullest. ('Cause you'd never know when the next biggest act of stupidity will occur.) XD